Joke Of The Day

A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."


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Bonus Joke:


While working in the library, I was often shocked by excuses people would use to get out of paying their fees for overdue books.

One evening an older woman returned two books that were way overdue and threw a fit over the "outrageous" $2 fee that I asked her to pay.

I tried to explain how much she owed for each day, but she insisted she should be exempt.

"You don't understand," she blurted out. "I didn't even read them!"

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Extra Bonus Joke:


As my 50th birthday approached, I decided I'd do something adventurous, like sky diving. I was parking at the library and noticed a bumper sticker on the car next to mine. It read, "I'd rather be sky diving."

I started to leave a note on the windshield, asking the owner to call me. However, I then noticed, hanging from the rear-view mirror, a temporary permit for handicapped parking.

I then thought, "Maybe I'll try white-water rafting."

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