 Joke
of the Day:
A friend of mine recently returned
from a trip to Bombay and Calcutta where he purchased two diamond necklaces.
On his return flight to the United States, he had to go through customs
where he was asked to list everything he had purchased on his trip.
So he made a declaration of
Indian pendants."
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Bonus Jokes:
It's a funny thing about our
nation. July 4th is its birthday, but April 15th is when it collects the
presents.
What quacks, has webbed feet,
and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What happened as a result of
the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What would you get if you crossed
a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
What has four legs, a shiny
nose, and fought for England?
Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
How is a healthy person like
the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What was the craziest battle
of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
What did King George think
of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Why did the British cross the
Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
Did you hear the one about
the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed
George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
Why were the early American
settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
What ghost haunted King George
III?
The spirit of '76!
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